(Source: sofieah)

"I crave touch, yet I flinch every time someone is close enough."
I have become rather fearful I suppose.  (via dollpoetry)

vagisodium:

if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough

(Source: trashboat)

moonkistprincess:

"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago

clearbay:

I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT 

(Source: sharksylph)

The only way to do it

(Source: theflavourofyourlips)

(Source: wineandlinez)